Would You Rather

Funny Would You Rather questions

Silly, absurd, impossible-to-answer.

• Would you rather Always have to skip instead of walk or Always have to sing instead of talk?
• Would you rather Fight one horse-sized duck or Fight a hundred duck-sized horses?
• Would you rather Sneeze glitter every time or Burp a tiny bubble every time?
• Would you rather Have fingers as long as your legs or Have legs as short as your fingers?
• Would you rather Only be able to whisper or Only be able to shout?
• Would you rather Have a permanent clown nose or Have permanent clown shoes?
• Would you rather Talk like a pirate forever or Dance everywhere you go?
• Would you rather Have spaghetti for hair or Have teeth that glow in the dark?
• Would you rather Always be 10 minutes late or Always be 20 minutes early?
• Would you rather Have a rewind button for your life or Have a pause button for your life?
• Would you rather Sweat maple syrup or Cry orange juice?
• Would you rather Have a tail you can't control or Have ears that flap when excited?

Classic Would You Rather questions

The big dilemmas worth arguing over.

• Would you rather Be able to fly or Be able to turn invisible?
• Would you rather Have unlimited money or Have unlimited time?
• Would you rather Know how you'll die or Know when you'll die?
• Would you rather Be able to read minds or Be able to see the future?
• Would you rather Never use social media again or Never watch another movie or show?
• Would you rather Live without music or Live without the internet?
• Would you rather Always speak your mind or Never speak again?
• Would you rather Relive your best day forever or Get a new perfect day every year?
• Would you rather Be famous but poor or Be rich but unknown?
• Would you rather Give up your phone for a year or Give up bathing for a month?
• Would you rather Be the funniest person alive or Be the smartest person alive?
• Would you rather Restart your life with memories or Keep living but forget the last year?

Kids Would You Rather questions

Family-friendly and school-safe.

• Would you rather Have a pet dragon or Have a pet unicorn?
• Would you rather Eat pizza every day or Eat ice cream every day?
• Would you rather Be able to talk to animals or Be able to breathe underwater?
• Would you rather Be a superhero or Be a wizard?
• Would you rather Have summer all year or Have winter all year?
• Would you rather Visit the moon or Visit the bottom of the ocean?
• Would you rather Be as tall as a giraffe or Be as tiny as a mouse?
• Would you rather Never have homework again or Never have chores again?
• Would you rather Have a treehouse or Have a secret underground fort?
• Would you rather Turn invisible for a day or Fly for a day?
• Would you rather Only eat sweet foods or Only eat salty foods?
• Would you rather Have a robot best friend or Have a talking pet?

Spicy Would You Rather questions18+

For grown-up game nights. 18+.

• Would you rather Read your partner's texts for a day or Let them read yours for a week?
• Would you rather Reveal your search history to the room or Let the room post one thing from your phone?
• Would you rather Always have to tell the truth or Never be believed again?
• Would you rather Kiss your worst enemy or Slap your best friend?
• Would you rather Have your ex at your wedding or Have your boss at your bachelor party?
• Would you rather Date someone gorgeous but boring or Date someone plain but hilarious?
• Would you rather Confess your first crush to the group or Let the group text your last crush?
• Would you rather Give up drinking for a year or Give up dessert forever?
• Would you rather Have a drink for every wrong answer or Answer every question honestly?
• Would you rather Tell the room your worst date story or Act out your most embarrassing moment?
• Would you rather Swap phones with the person left of you for an hour or Let the person right of you post a story?
• Would you rather Never gossip again or Never keep a secret again?

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